Subject : I saw a sad fictional look into my future from a hit movie!
Posted Date: : Aug 30, 2005 1:58 AM
Saw 40 Year Old Virgin tonight.
Funny movie. Well worth everyone's $10 to go see the thing. Steve Carell is Fucking great! Loved him in ANCHORMAN as Brick the retard weather man. Good to see his career picking up.
But as for the movie its self.....some of it hit a little close to home for me.
Sans being 40 myself, the main charecter is an advid toy collector, reads comics, plays video games, and has never "scored".
Now, in the movie, its not because of the COMICS, TOYS and VIDEO GAMES that he hasnt scored, as many would belive. No. Infact, all of those things have nothing to do with his social situation. He just really sucked at picking up women. He has no game, he just got real depressed about it, and the COMICS, TOYS and VIDEO GAMES were what he had to ward off the depression. Those were the few things that brought him happieness to his life.
Like me. I've loved comics, toys and video games since i was 4. They're still a major part of my life. And would I seperate myself from them...no (well, unless it was something massively important and urgent) And i also have no game either. I mostly stick to myself or my small group of friends.
Unlike 40 year old virgin, i dont have many problems talking to people, but I dont go around talking about SCORING and smacking nuts and so forth...
The thing with the movie is that it was all very plausable, and a little frightening.
I could see how he ended up in that situation.
After all, how long do you keep trying untill you finally call it quit..
Right now... Im 21. I've never had a Girlfriend in my life. I try my best to be a gentalman, and not some prick. Hasnt gotten me really any were.
There have been women who have shown interest in me, but there were "circumstances" to them. Either i didnt feel the same way, or it would just be taking advantage of the girl. ANd thats something i coulnd do.
And mind you, these women were FEW and FAR between.
High School killed alot of confidance I had....After High School, what was left was snuffed out by various things....
Weight, inexperiance, not being that good looking to begin with didnt help either. I talk too much, and the shit i say either dosnt make sense, or its a bunch of useless facts, or my crappy opnion on something.
So were am i now....
Basicly were i was in High School.
Still working at the theater, still fat, and not the greatest social life.
Its hard sometimes, but when you dont have any options, you just kinda let it wash over you and do something else to take you mind off of it.
But it dose suck a lot though.
So...Im going to go play my PS2, watch my dvd set of the SUPERMAN cartoon from the 90's and reshuffle my statues and figures around, as my room as gotten kinda boring
Monday, January 17, 2011
July 18th, 2005
Subject : I have returned from the MECCA!
Posted Date: : Jul 19, 2005 10:01 PM
I have spent the last 4 days (thrusday-sunday) in the holy land... SAN DIEGO! Comic Con to be more presice.
Spending the the week with my usuall posse, we packed up and headed down to the promise land, along with 20000 other people from around the world to celebrate GEEKDOME.
Thursday....Checked in, bought some merchandise, got to see the ADULT SWIM pitch panel (and possibly the coolest, most hatefull new show coming soon, MINORITEAM!) We then checked in to our hotel. ONLY DAY ONE!
FRIDAY!- Met BRUCE FUCKING CAMPBELL!!! Stood in line for an hour for his autograph, but now he and Sam Raimi have signed my EVIL DEAD dvd. SWEET!!!! Met JOHEN VASQUEZ (almost missed the other ADULT SWIM PANNEL, but the fates were with me this week, as i managed to get his autograph on my INVADER ZIM DVD and still got into the pannel) Got my AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE DVD signed by the creators. Perchased some Graphic Novels and a Chasing Amy poster. Got Jim Lee to sign my copy of BATMAN ALLSTARS and i got my Street Fighter comics signed by the artisist. Got some grub at IN and OUT and turned in for the night.
SATURDAY- Sat in one room ALL DAY (8 hours to be presice)
In this room i saw the following:
Charlize Theron pimp Aeon Flux
Kevin Smith Rant for an hour.
The cast of Firefly and Joss Weadon talk about Serinity
Kate Beckinsale talk about UNDERWORLD 2
Marke Steven Johnson show us what he's doing with GHOST RIDER
The cast of STEALTH (Jamie Foxx, Jessica Beil, and the guy from Sweet Home alabama) pimp their shit.
Peter Jackson Sent a video and 3 minutes of KING KONG, and i wet my pants at the TREX fight they showed. Then JACK BLACK, Naomi Watts and Adrian Brody came out and did Q and A.
THEN to cap off the night....at least on the panels, KEVIN SMITH came out and introduced the greastest band in the world..TENACIOUS D!!! who preceeded to ROCK THE FUCKING HOSE DOWN!!!!!!! In the sweetest set of music made by the hands of man.
I then went upstairs to watch the costume masqurade. Back at the hotel and caught some ZZZ.
SUNDAY- The day i did all of my main buying. I purcahsed a BATTLE ROYALE 1 and 2 dvd set. GODZILLA FINAL WARS Monster X figure, a HE MAN Bust (46/3500), The rest of JOHEN VASQUEZE's books, Back issues of various comics i needed, Battle Royale vol. 13, Godzilla Mogura figure. and a KEVIN SMITH Comic Con Exclusive figure. I took pics and left the land of milk and honey, a little sad, but much better for the time i had.
I met many people, i did many things, and for my 11 conceutive comic con in a row, it was probably one of the best i've been to.
July 2006 cannot get here any faster.
Posted Date: : Jul 19, 2005 10:01 PM
I have spent the last 4 days (thrusday-sunday) in the holy land... SAN DIEGO! Comic Con to be more presice.
Spending the the week with my usuall posse, we packed up and headed down to the promise land, along with 20000 other people from around the world to celebrate GEEKDOME.
Thursday....Checked in, bought some merchandise, got to see the ADULT SWIM pitch panel (and possibly the coolest, most hatefull new show coming soon, MINORITEAM!) We then checked in to our hotel. ONLY DAY ONE!
FRIDAY!- Met BRUCE FUCKING CAMPBELL!!! Stood in line for an hour for his autograph, but now he and Sam Raimi have signed my EVIL DEAD dvd. SWEET!!!! Met JOHEN VASQUEZ (almost missed the other ADULT SWIM PANNEL, but the fates were with me this week, as i managed to get his autograph on my INVADER ZIM DVD and still got into the pannel) Got my AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE DVD signed by the creators. Perchased some Graphic Novels and a Chasing Amy poster. Got Jim Lee to sign my copy of BATMAN ALLSTARS and i got my Street Fighter comics signed by the artisist. Got some grub at IN and OUT and turned in for the night.
SATURDAY- Sat in one room ALL DAY (8 hours to be presice)
In this room i saw the following:
Charlize Theron pimp Aeon Flux
Kevin Smith Rant for an hour.
The cast of Firefly and Joss Weadon talk about Serinity
Kate Beckinsale talk about UNDERWORLD 2
Marke Steven Johnson show us what he's doing with GHOST RIDER
The cast of STEALTH (Jamie Foxx, Jessica Beil, and the guy from Sweet Home alabama) pimp their shit.
Peter Jackson Sent a video and 3 minutes of KING KONG, and i wet my pants at the TREX fight they showed. Then JACK BLACK, Naomi Watts and Adrian Brody came out and did Q and A.
THEN to cap off the night....at least on the panels, KEVIN SMITH came out and introduced the greastest band in the world..TENACIOUS D!!! who preceeded to ROCK THE FUCKING HOSE DOWN!!!!!!! In the sweetest set of music made by the hands of man.
I then went upstairs to watch the costume masqurade. Back at the hotel and caught some ZZZ.
SUNDAY- The day i did all of my main buying. I purcahsed a BATTLE ROYALE 1 and 2 dvd set. GODZILLA FINAL WARS Monster X figure, a HE MAN Bust (46/3500), The rest of JOHEN VASQUEZE's books, Back issues of various comics i needed, Battle Royale vol. 13, Godzilla Mogura figure. and a KEVIN SMITH Comic Con Exclusive figure. I took pics and left the land of milk and honey, a little sad, but much better for the time i had.
I met many people, i did many things, and for my 11 conceutive comic con in a row, it was probably one of the best i've been to.
July 2006 cannot get here any faster.
August 3rd, 2007
Subject : IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT IM FULL OF HATE...............
Posted Date: : Aug 3, 2005 2:33 AM
And i am! SO FULL OF IT!!!!!
Not the racist
type of hate...... but a shared hatred for ALL PEOPLE!!! Well.. Not everyone...Just Groups and certin individuals. See... The last couple of months in my Condo Complex havent been the greatest... Back in May, my Car was broken into...A week to the day after my brother's car was broken into.... Then!!! 2 weeks after that happend, i come home at night to find NO PARKING SPACES in my complex cause several FORIGEN CARS are parked there.(We have a lot of MEXICANS living around here... I dont hate mexicans, but they do tend to allow more people than they should to live with them) So i park on the main street, which is WESTERN ST. I head out the next day to go to work when, LOW and BEHOLD! Some one felt that me having 2 side view mirrors was just too much, and proceeded to DESTROY! my DRIVER side mirror. Now that was almost 3 months ago.... Last week opend up a whole new can of shit.... See, our complex has an association... People who live here who run a mock board member like group, who, since life obviously didnt give them anything to do, decided to exert some little bit of power over the people who live in the complex. So when you move in, you have to sign some stuipd fucking form. Well, apparently, there are CERTIAN rules and criteria to just live around here. LIKE..."no parking infront of your garage" I can see that because it is a MINOR fire hazzard. Well, my brother parks there for about an hour or so cause there's no were else to park, and some one bitches about it. Well, 2 days later, we get a FEW more notices...they came in 2 envalopes, each one had 2 and 3 diffrent complaint forms in them. and they read like so: We have been informed that you have: LEFT YOUR WELCOME MAT HANG ON THE WALL IN THE FRONT OF YOUR HOUSE FOR MORE THAN A DAY YOU ARE COMING HOME AFTER MIDNIGHT YOU ARE SLAMMING THE DOOR YOU ARE BEING NOISY GOING UP AND DOWN YOUR STAIRS YOU ARE LEAVING YOUR TRASHCAN OUT MUCH TOO LONG AFTER PICK UP and every time you get something like this...Its gose on a STRIKE system. The door slamming was the SECOND STRIKE of the same complaint. Now, when i read these...I was a little annoyed. Because it was our neighbors...The ones with the 800 cats who crap in my flower bed, get into my garage and piss every were, who fight with the other neighbors cats and POSSUMS and sratch on the screen doors all night..BUT CANT POSSIBLY BE DISTERBING anyone...who "wrote" the complaints. This bugs me because they couldnt just walk 8 feet to my door, knock, and just ask to be a little quite or tell us what their problem with us is? It wouldnt bug me if they did it that way... I prefer to be upfront and formal that to just go bitch off to a faceless accociation. Because every time we get a complaint, our LAND LORD gets one too! Shes a little understanding about some of this stuff, but the womans also a friggin nutjob when it comes to CLEANLY NESS! So for the last several hours, everyone in my house has been scrubbing the place to make it look like no one ever lives here because thats the type of cleanlyness this woman likes, because she's coming by to talk to us about these complaints. So now my head hurts and im really pissed off. I hate the nieghborhood as it is...Now my neighbor's are really pissing me off because im now more than sure that these are the same assholes who called the cops on me for watching tv at 11 pm at night. Which brings me to a point on one of the subjects... Our landlord called to the association today..It turns out my neighbor is on said association. Our land lord told my mom, who told me, that the guy (who i think is talking on be half of his heffer bitch wife) donst like to be woken up at night because "its too hard to go back to sleep" Hence the bitching for coming in after midnight... But, there aint anything i can do about that because i WORK! He dosnt as he's fucking retired (the guys in his 70's) My job entails me to be there untill 1130 everynight that i work, sometimes PAST MIDNIGHT!! I get home usually after midnight because i usally go get somethign to eat, then im up for a couple of more hours because i couldnt do anything during the day because i was at WORK!! So i usually hit bed around 4 am mostly. But his fucking cats are keeping ME UP with their meowing and fucking fighting among each other!!! But no..apparently he's more important...so we all need to bow before him... WEll FUCK HIM! Hell, we dont even talk to the bastards! but their thrwoing a bitch fit over minor shit! That, and the idiots that come into my work....Its just a jolly fucking day out every time i stepinto the "REAL" world. I really fucking hate people...i wish a lot of them would just DIE!! at least the ones with no commonsense or who feel that they need everything spelled out for them.... Yeah...Lifes fucking great isnt it!
Posted Date: : Aug 3, 2005 2:33 AM
And i am! SO FULL OF IT!!!!!
Not the racist
type of hate...... but a shared hatred for ALL PEOPLE!!! Well.. Not everyone...Just Groups and certin individuals. See... The last couple of months in my Condo Complex havent been the greatest... Back in May, my Car was broken into...A week to the day after my brother's car was broken into.... Then!!! 2 weeks after that happend, i come home at night to find NO PARKING SPACES in my complex cause several FORIGEN CARS are parked there.(We have a lot of MEXICANS living around here... I dont hate mexicans, but they do tend to allow more people than they should to live with them) So i park on the main street, which is WESTERN ST. I head out the next day to go to work when, LOW and BEHOLD! Some one felt that me having 2 side view mirrors was just too much, and proceeded to DESTROY! my DRIVER side mirror. Now that was almost 3 months ago.... Last week opend up a whole new can of shit.... See, our complex has an association... People who live here who run a mock board member like group, who, since life obviously didnt give them anything to do, decided to exert some little bit of power over the people who live in the complex. So when you move in, you have to sign some stuipd fucking form. Well, apparently, there are CERTIAN rules and criteria to just live around here. LIKE..."no parking infront of your garage" I can see that because it is a MINOR fire hazzard. Well, my brother parks there for about an hour or so cause there's no were else to park, and some one bitches about it. Well, 2 days later, we get a FEW more notices...they came in 2 envalopes, each one had 2 and 3 diffrent complaint forms in them. and they read like so: We have been informed that you have: LEFT YOUR WELCOME MAT HANG ON THE WALL IN THE FRONT OF YOUR HOUSE FOR MORE THAN A DAY YOU ARE COMING HOME AFTER MIDNIGHT YOU ARE SLAMMING THE DOOR YOU ARE BEING NOISY GOING UP AND DOWN YOUR STAIRS YOU ARE LEAVING YOUR TRASHCAN OUT MUCH TOO LONG AFTER PICK UP and every time you get something like this...Its gose on a STRIKE system. The door slamming was the SECOND STRIKE of the same complaint. Now, when i read these...I was a little annoyed. Because it was our neighbors...The ones with the 800 cats who crap in my flower bed, get into my garage and piss every were, who fight with the other neighbors cats and POSSUMS and sratch on the screen doors all night..BUT CANT POSSIBLY BE DISTERBING anyone...who "wrote" the complaints. This bugs me because they couldnt just walk 8 feet to my door, knock, and just ask to be a little quite or tell us what their problem with us is? It wouldnt bug me if they did it that way... I prefer to be upfront and formal that to just go bitch off to a faceless accociation. Because every time we get a complaint, our LAND LORD gets one too! Shes a little understanding about some of this stuff, but the womans also a friggin nutjob when it comes to CLEANLY NESS! So for the last several hours, everyone in my house has been scrubbing the place to make it look like no one ever lives here because thats the type of cleanlyness this woman likes, because she's coming by to talk to us about these complaints. So now my head hurts and im really pissed off. I hate the nieghborhood as it is...Now my neighbor's are really pissing me off because im now more than sure that these are the same assholes who called the cops on me for watching tv at 11 pm at night. Which brings me to a point on one of the subjects... Our landlord called to the association today..It turns out my neighbor is on said association. Our land lord told my mom, who told me, that the guy (who i think is talking on be half of his heffer bitch wife) donst like to be woken up at night because "its too hard to go back to sleep" Hence the bitching for coming in after midnight... But, there aint anything i can do about that because i WORK! He dosnt as he's fucking retired (the guys in his 70's) My job entails me to be there untill 1130 everynight that i work, sometimes PAST MIDNIGHT!! I get home usually after midnight because i usally go get somethign to eat, then im up for a couple of more hours because i couldnt do anything during the day because i was at WORK!! So i usually hit bed around 4 am mostly. But his fucking cats are keeping ME UP with their meowing and fucking fighting among each other!!! But no..apparently he's more important...so we all need to bow before him... WEll FUCK HIM! Hell, we dont even talk to the bastards! but their thrwoing a bitch fit over minor shit! That, and the idiots that come into my work....Its just a jolly fucking day out every time i stepinto the "REAL" world. I really fucking hate people...i wish a lot of them would just DIE!! at least the ones with no commonsense or who feel that they need everything spelled out for them.... Yeah...Lifes fucking great isnt it!
May 31st, 2005
Subject : Its all about the shorties!
Posted Date: : May 31, 2005 2:39 AM
Mother of GOD! What a fucking week...
Star Wars opend.... And my work got it......
So for the last week.. I have been working horrible hours..and dealing with the lowest of life..... Something the circus wouldnt even take...
Then...We got Madagasacar at work...... THE CHILDREN....Horrible.
The country's going to hell...and its going to be because parents bought their children all of the unessisary crap that they dont need.... LIKE SHOES WITH FUCKING WEELS BUILT IN!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THAT....I CANT STAND THOSE GOD DAMN THINGS....And another thing...DO 9 year olds REALLY NEED A GODDAMN CELL PHONE???????? These kids are fucking spolied!!!! And their all assholes to boot!!! Not to mention that i've seen couples in my work that obvioulsy find COMDOMS and other forms of birth control offensive...Hell i saw a couple that looked no older that 18 with 2 kids...(trust me...they belonged to them) Not to mention the whitest of the WHITE TRASH (mullets and missing teeth in all) with children.( why do the uglest of people feel that they need to breed the most?) Oh..and lets not for get the MExicans.... Ones that speak broken english and have 7 kids (all within a year apart of each other mind you) who like to show up almost a half hour late for the movie...Buy the tickets.. then spend another half hour buying food (its tough when you cant add.. so you dont know that buying3 small drinks and a medium popcorn is more expensive than buying 2 large drinks and a LARGE popcorn...but they're special apparently) then going in to the movie...Mid show.. and be as loud as hell before finally finding a seat.
Top that off with LIttle sleep... and my friend trying to kill herself...and you can just call it a jolly week in my life........
AH...gotta love it.........
Posted Date: : May 31, 2005 2:39 AM
Mother of GOD! What a fucking week...
Star Wars opend.... And my work got it......
So for the last week.. I have been working horrible hours..and dealing with the lowest of life..... Something the circus wouldnt even take...
Then...We got Madagasacar at work...... THE CHILDREN....Horrible.
The country's going to hell...and its going to be because parents bought their children all of the unessisary crap that they dont need.... LIKE SHOES WITH FUCKING WEELS BUILT IN!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THAT....I CANT STAND THOSE GOD DAMN THINGS....And another thing...DO 9 year olds REALLY NEED A GODDAMN CELL PHONE???????? These kids are fucking spolied!!!! And their all assholes to boot!!! Not to mention that i've seen couples in my work that obvioulsy find COMDOMS and other forms of birth control offensive...Hell i saw a couple that looked no older that 18 with 2 kids...(trust me...they belonged to them) Not to mention the whitest of the WHITE TRASH (mullets and missing teeth in all) with children.( why do the uglest of people feel that they need to breed the most?) Oh..and lets not for get the MExicans.... Ones that speak broken english and have 7 kids (all within a year apart of each other mind you) who like to show up almost a half hour late for the movie...Buy the tickets.. then spend another half hour buying food (its tough when you cant add.. so you dont know that buying3 small drinks and a medium popcorn is more expensive than buying 2 large drinks and a LARGE popcorn...but they're special apparently) then going in to the movie...Mid show.. and be as loud as hell before finally finding a seat.
Top that off with LIttle sleep... and my friend trying to kill herself...and you can just call it a jolly week in my life........
AH...gotta love it.........
July 4th, 2005
Subject : My Ass got WORKED....
Posted Date: : Jul 4, 2005 2:21 AM
Couple of hours ago, I boxed my friend Joey at another friends house. Friendly fight mind you, and a REMATCH from about 2 years ago ( I WON, but he was drunk at the time). Well, being the person that i am, ACHING to fight someone ( i have a lot of aggression) i jumped at the chance to box. Well, 2 years, a lot has changed. IM now 50 lbs heavier, not to mention that i havent done anything really physical in a long ass time. Also, earlier in the night, i had a 40 ounce choclate shake, and JOEY's lady Alica said i had to take a double shot to even out the match (Joey had been drinking all night, but wasnt drunk) So, on a full stomach, now filled with 2 shots of Tequila 1 mintue before i go out, i box.
and i got worked.
I admit it, i got worked.
I got maybe 3 good shots in, but Joey landed the frist good punch to the head, spun me, and a couple of seconds to kick in, and i went down. Not hard. But i got some sense as to how hard of a punch Joey throws. I get back up and go at it. Several shots later, im out of breath, and ready to throw up ( combo of being winded and the Tequila coming back up) So I ended the match. Joey and i shook and that was that.
But now i realize just how bad im out of shape. I didnt last 3 mintues boxing my friend, and i still got worked. I barley blocked and i was pulling back most of the fight. Maybe now is the time to really look at getting back in to some sort of physical conditon that dosnt involve me gasping for breath ever time i jog 10 feet and i can wear regular LARGE shirts again.
I dont mind the SIZE im at, its the poor condition and excess flab.
Not to mention the Ego took yet another blow tonight.
Posted Date: : Jul 4, 2005 2:21 AM
Couple of hours ago, I boxed my friend Joey at another friends house. Friendly fight mind you, and a REMATCH from about 2 years ago ( I WON, but he was drunk at the time). Well, being the person that i am, ACHING to fight someone ( i have a lot of aggression) i jumped at the chance to box. Well, 2 years, a lot has changed. IM now 50 lbs heavier, not to mention that i havent done anything really physical in a long ass time. Also, earlier in the night, i had a 40 ounce choclate shake, and JOEY's lady Alica said i had to take a double shot to even out the match (Joey had been drinking all night, but wasnt drunk) So, on a full stomach, now filled with 2 shots of Tequila 1 mintue before i go out, i box.
and i got worked.
I admit it, i got worked.
I got maybe 3 good shots in, but Joey landed the frist good punch to the head, spun me, and a couple of seconds to kick in, and i went down. Not hard. But i got some sense as to how hard of a punch Joey throws. I get back up and go at it. Several shots later, im out of breath, and ready to throw up ( combo of being winded and the Tequila coming back up) So I ended the match. Joey and i shook and that was that.
But now i realize just how bad im out of shape. I didnt last 3 mintues boxing my friend, and i still got worked. I barley blocked and i was pulling back most of the fight. Maybe now is the time to really look at getting back in to some sort of physical conditon that dosnt involve me gasping for breath ever time i jog 10 feet and i can wear regular LARGE shirts again.
I dont mind the SIZE im at, its the poor condition and excess flab.
Not to mention the Ego took yet another blow tonight.
July 11th, 2005
Subject : Interesting....This is the story of my fucking life.
Posted Date: : Jul 11, 2005 8:56 PM
I found this little essay to be quite amusing, yet painfully true.
"This is a tribute to the nice guys. The nice guys that finish last, that never become more than friends, that endure hours of whining and bitching about what assholes guys are, while disproving the very point. This is dedicated to those guys who always provide a shoulder to lean on but restrain themselves to tentative hugs, those guys who hold open doors and give reassuring pats on the back and sit patiently outside the changing room at department stores. This is in honor of the guys that obligingly reiterate how cute/beautiful/smart/funny/sexy their female friends are at the appropriate moment, because they know most girls need that litany of support. This is in honor of the guys with open minds, with laid-back attitudes, with honest concern. This is in honor of the guys who respect a girl’s every facet, from her privacy to her theology to her clothing style.
This is for the guys who escort their drunk, bewildered female friends back from parties and never take advantage once they’re at her door, for the guys who accompany girls to bars as buffers against the rest of the creepy male population, for the guys who know a girl is fishing for compliments but give them out anyway, for the guys who always play by the rules in a game where the rules favor cheaters, for the guys who are accredited as boyfriend material but somehow don’t end up being boyfriends, for all the nice guys who are overlooked, underestimated, and unappreciated, for all the nice guys who are manipulated, misled, and unjustly abandoned, this is for you.
This is for that time she left 40 urgent messages on your cell phone, and when you called her back, she spent three hours painstakingly dissecting two sentences her boyfriend said to her over dinner. And even though you thought her boyfriend was a chump and a jerk, you assured her that it was all ok and she shouldn’t worry about it. This is for that time she interrupted the best killing spree you’d ever orchestrated in GTA3 to rant about a rumor that romantically linked her and the guy she thinks is the most repulsive person in the world. And even though you thought it was immature and you had nothing against the guy, you paused the game for two hours and helped her concoct a counter-rumor to spread around the floor. This is also for that time she didn’t have a date, so after numerous vows that there was nothing “serious” between the two of you, she dragged you to a party where you knew nobody, the beer was awful, and she flirted shamelessly with you, justifying each fit of reckless teasing by announcing to everyone: “oh, but we’re just friends!” And even though you were invited purely as a symbolic warm body for her ego, you went anyways. Because you’re nice like that.
The nice guys don’t often get credit where credit is due. And perhaps more disturbing, the nice guys don’t seem to get laid as often as they should. And I wish I could logically explain this trend, but I can’t. From what I have observed on campus and what I have learned from talking to friends at other schools and in the workplace, the only conclusion I can form is that many girls are just illogical, manipulative bitches. Many of them claim they just want to date a nice guy, but when presented with such a specimen, they say irrational, confusing things such as “oh, he’s too nice to date” or “he would be a good boyfriend but he’s not for me” or “he already puts up with so much from me, I couldn’t possibly ask him out!” OR THE MOST FRUSTRATING OF THEM ALL: “no, it would ruin our friendship.” Yet, they continue to lament the lack of datable men in the world, and they expect their too-nice-to-date male friends to sympathize and apologize for the men that are jerks. Sorry, guys, girls like that are beyond my ability to fathom. I can’t figure out why the connection breaks down between what they say (I want a nice guy!) and what they do (I’m going to sleep with this complete ass now!). But one thing I can do, is say that the nice-guy-finishes-last phenomenon doesn’t last forever. There are definitely many girls who grow out of that train of thought and realize they should be dating the nice guys, not taking them for granted. The tricky part is finding those girls, and even trickier, finding the ones that are single.
So, until those girls are found, I propose a toast to all the nice guys. You know who you are, and I know you’re sick of hearing yourself described as ubiquitously nice. But the truth of the matter is, the world needs your patience in the department store, your holding open of doors, your party escorting services, your propensity to be a sucker for a pretty smile. For all the crazy, inane, absurd things you tolerate, for all the situations where you are the faceless, nameless hero, my accolades, my acknowledgement, and my gratitude go out to you. You do have credibility in this society, and your well deserved vindication is coming."
A story i know ALL too fucking well. But i know for a fact that women, no matter how "Good" they are, always want an asshole and to be treated like shit from said asshole. They put themselve through this for the longest time because DEEP fucking down, they get off on it. A woman, for some God only knows reason, likes to be fucked with (in both senses). They then bitch about it, and put themselves through hell over it, but they stay with said asshole. They want to be treated nice, and told that their beautiful and all that shit, but deep down, they want to be treated like a red headed step child. Used and Abused (physically and menatlly) Now there are always exceptions to everything, and there are women out there who know excatly what they want, but the rest, well, they claim not to be, but they are shallow beings only wanted to be fucked over again and again.
And for us "Good" guys, we must play along with GOD's crule design.
Posted Date: : Jul 11, 2005 8:56 PM
I found this little essay to be quite amusing, yet painfully true.
"This is a tribute to the nice guys. The nice guys that finish last, that never become more than friends, that endure hours of whining and bitching about what assholes guys are, while disproving the very point. This is dedicated to those guys who always provide a shoulder to lean on but restrain themselves to tentative hugs, those guys who hold open doors and give reassuring pats on the back and sit patiently outside the changing room at department stores. This is in honor of the guys that obligingly reiterate how cute/beautiful/smart/funny/sexy their female friends are at the appropriate moment, because they know most girls need that litany of support. This is in honor of the guys with open minds, with laid-back attitudes, with honest concern. This is in honor of the guys who respect a girl’s every facet, from her privacy to her theology to her clothing style.
This is for the guys who escort their drunk, bewildered female friends back from parties and never take advantage once they’re at her door, for the guys who accompany girls to bars as buffers against the rest of the creepy male population, for the guys who know a girl is fishing for compliments but give them out anyway, for the guys who always play by the rules in a game where the rules favor cheaters, for the guys who are accredited as boyfriend material but somehow don’t end up being boyfriends, for all the nice guys who are overlooked, underestimated, and unappreciated, for all the nice guys who are manipulated, misled, and unjustly abandoned, this is for you.
This is for that time she left 40 urgent messages on your cell phone, and when you called her back, she spent three hours painstakingly dissecting two sentences her boyfriend said to her over dinner. And even though you thought her boyfriend was a chump and a jerk, you assured her that it was all ok and she shouldn’t worry about it. This is for that time she interrupted the best killing spree you’d ever orchestrated in GTA3 to rant about a rumor that romantically linked her and the guy she thinks is the most repulsive person in the world. And even though you thought it was immature and you had nothing against the guy, you paused the game for two hours and helped her concoct a counter-rumor to spread around the floor. This is also for that time she didn’t have a date, so after numerous vows that there was nothing “serious” between the two of you, she dragged you to a party where you knew nobody, the beer was awful, and she flirted shamelessly with you, justifying each fit of reckless teasing by announcing to everyone: “oh, but we’re just friends!” And even though you were invited purely as a symbolic warm body for her ego, you went anyways. Because you’re nice like that.
The nice guys don’t often get credit where credit is due. And perhaps more disturbing, the nice guys don’t seem to get laid as often as they should. And I wish I could logically explain this trend, but I can’t. From what I have observed on campus and what I have learned from talking to friends at other schools and in the workplace, the only conclusion I can form is that many girls are just illogical, manipulative bitches. Many of them claim they just want to date a nice guy, but when presented with such a specimen, they say irrational, confusing things such as “oh, he’s too nice to date” or “he would be a good boyfriend but he’s not for me” or “he already puts up with so much from me, I couldn’t possibly ask him out!” OR THE MOST FRUSTRATING OF THEM ALL: “no, it would ruin our friendship.” Yet, they continue to lament the lack of datable men in the world, and they expect their too-nice-to-date male friends to sympathize and apologize for the men that are jerks. Sorry, guys, girls like that are beyond my ability to fathom. I can’t figure out why the connection breaks down between what they say (I want a nice guy!) and what they do (I’m going to sleep with this complete ass now!). But one thing I can do, is say that the nice-guy-finishes-last phenomenon doesn’t last forever. There are definitely many girls who grow out of that train of thought and realize they should be dating the nice guys, not taking them for granted. The tricky part is finding those girls, and even trickier, finding the ones that are single.
So, until those girls are found, I propose a toast to all the nice guys. You know who you are, and I know you’re sick of hearing yourself described as ubiquitously nice. But the truth of the matter is, the world needs your patience in the department store, your holding open of doors, your party escorting services, your propensity to be a sucker for a pretty smile. For all the crazy, inane, absurd things you tolerate, for all the situations where you are the faceless, nameless hero, my accolades, my acknowledgement, and my gratitude go out to you. You do have credibility in this society, and your well deserved vindication is coming."
A story i know ALL too fucking well. But i know for a fact that women, no matter how "Good" they are, always want an asshole and to be treated like shit from said asshole. They put themselve through this for the longest time because DEEP fucking down, they get off on it. A woman, for some God only knows reason, likes to be fucked with (in both senses). They then bitch about it, and put themselves through hell over it, but they stay with said asshole. They want to be treated nice, and told that their beautiful and all that shit, but deep down, they want to be treated like a red headed step child. Used and Abused (physically and menatlly) Now there are always exceptions to everything, and there are women out there who know excatly what they want, but the rest, well, they claim not to be, but they are shallow beings only wanted to be fucked over again and again.
And for us "Good" guys, we must play along with GOD's crule design.
Sunday, January 16, 2011
December 30th, 2007
Subject : Top movies of 06
Posted Date: : Dec 30, 2006 11:30 PM
Well, the year is over, and sans seeing Pans Labrynth tomarrow, i've made up my list of top movies for the year.
10. TIE: The Departed and Beerfest
9. Borat
8. Tenacious D in the Pick of Destiny
7. Hard Candy
6. Little Miss Sunshine
5. This film is not yet rated
4. Thank you for Smoking
3. Rockey Balboa
2. Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead mans Chest
1. Clerks 2.
and the honrable mention
snakes on a plane
underworld: evolution
over the hedge
V for Vendetta
Jackass 2
Slither
Silent Hill
MI:3
Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift
Posted Date: : Dec 30, 2006 11:30 PM
Well, the year is over, and sans seeing Pans Labrynth tomarrow, i've made up my list of top movies for the year.
10. TIE: The Departed and Beerfest
9. Borat
8. Tenacious D in the Pick of Destiny
7. Hard Candy
6. Little Miss Sunshine
5. This film is not yet rated
4. Thank you for Smoking
3. Rockey Balboa
2. Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead mans Chest
1. Clerks 2.
and the honrable mention
snakes on a plane
underworld: evolution
over the hedge
V for Vendetta
Jackass 2
Slither
Silent Hill
MI:3
Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift
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