August 31st, 2008

Subject : AIDS SAVES THE WORLD!
Posted Date: : Aug 31, 2008 5:25 AM


I was watching the 2005 version of War of the Worlds earlier, the one with Tom Cruise post psycho breakdown. I've seen the movie at least a dozen times after the theater viewings and on DVD.

Now in the end of the film, the aliens lose because they get sick and die off, and Tom Cruise reunites with this ex wife and Morgan Freeman makes a speech that we has humans have survived diseases for million years, BLAH BLAH BLAH..

In the book of WOTW, the aliens die off from the common cold. We lost the war and were only saved by a runny nose.

But as I watched this new WOTW, I realized something. Only a few of the aliens ever left their ships, and they had shields that protected them from Military fire and presumably the elements too.

So how did they die...

They showed the Tripods sucking up human blood to fertilize their red weed that was growing over everything. So the aliens were coming into contact with Human blood, which the last time I checked, IS FILTHY! To grow the amount of weed they did and for they're fleet to die out as it did, they had to process a lot of humans in a short amount of time. So er go, the aliens got AIDS, and probably Herpes too. So if the aliens didn't get the hiv or the clap, we the humans would of surely perished!

So remember, when alien tripods come up from the ground, fuck with out a rubber!